What would you rename the United States of America?

This morning after our workout, my friends and I were gathered and talking about how the US now refers to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America and how they want to rename Greenland to Red White and Blueland. There's really nothing stopping us from renaming the United States to something else is there? I mean..it's kind of like how most of the world thinks of Deutschland as Germany.

So what are your suggestions? One that was suggested this morning was The United Hates of America and I do like how simple that is. Easy to remember and minimal changes. Your suggestions?