What is the most awkwardly dim thing a medical professional has told you?

I took my then 3 week old to the health visitor drop in for rock hard pebble poos and she pulled up the Bristol stool chart on her phone and said “see that’s not so bad”… for a newborn lol. She also got embarrassed that I didn’t cover up his genitals to show her the poo. Told me I should be protecting his modesty.

Edit: I made this post hoping for some laughs but it’s actually just really bloody depressing