When did Costco become the Olympics for parking?

Can we talk about Costco parking lots for a second? It's like an extreme sport where you dodge cart-wielding grandmas, parallel-park between two giant SUVs, and pray you don't end up in the “compact car only” spot. The real competition isn’t the shopping - it’s getting a spot without needing a tetanus shot. Who’s with me? 🙋‍♂️