GW18 POST-DEADLINE REGRET THREAD

My next-door neighbour put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and had it go through my doggy door 'cause we've been arguing over a property line. He was trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon and a pig. But I didn't know what the fuck was happening 'cause I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. He must've flipped my wife eight times! It really bothered me. When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on Earth." I thought I was gonna get eaten! I'm not a stupid fuckin' idiot. I know it was just a pig. But for 50 seconds it felt really real. And when you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is, "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow.” You’re relieved you don't have to go to work 'cause you thought you were gonna get eaten?! What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?! That was the most consequential day of my life because now I know I don't like my work. Anything can happen in this world, we really know very little. My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world.

Good luck this week.