Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha!

Just happened to come across this info and it's literally quite the shocker! 

Made me go – "Ohh myyy!! What will this doormat Dipshit Fukker do now?!"

Turns out life isn't always as simple as donning a dupatta and saying "Qubool hai" to your beloved Janab Nalluddin after all..

Not sure if Faiza is even aware but apparently, it is MANDATORY for every male child in Islam to undergo circumcision in a ceremony called "Khitan" or "Khatna" and the procedure is generally performed in early childhood because delaying it can cause surgical complications!

Mrs Faiza Fake-uddin was busy acting all inconsolable and had infact put up such a terrific filmy tear-jerker of a performance of a "Maa" having a complete meltdown the day her content baby had a fall so wonder how she feels about her little munchkin having to undergo this impending rite of passage?!

Will she agree to it while continuing to chant her fake Alhumdulillahs and Mashallahs as usual? Ab iska bhi vlog banayegi kya apni minority community audience ko appease karne ke liye?!

While cooking all the potfuls of Mutton Biriyani and Achari Gosht to impress her bhukkad salivating susu-raalis, Maudaha ki mental bahuriya conveniently forgot that there is no such thing as a free lunch for her when it comes to these phukkad pathetic Ibrahims.

Guess it's the price Madam Designer-in-a-Dumpster will now have to pay for her undying fascination with lace and circumcised dongs (both husband # 1 Ronak and husband # 2 Shoaib have one and no prizes for guessing who has the miniature version!)

It really sucks though that little Ruhaan will have to YET AGAIN bear the brunt of Faiza's crazy obsession for her manchild. It's just not fair!

Instead of subjecting poor Ruhaan to this torture, how about they catch hold of that useless tool Nalla Choaib and finally put him to some good use by making him to voluntarily undergo a second round of circumcision for the sake of his son?

While this will obviously further reduce the endowment of his already teeny-weeny "cheez" but that will only serve him to seamlessly transition from Shoaib wearing his favourite floral feminine kurtas into a full blown Shanu Appi in Salma-Sitara Shararas from the unsold mothballed collections of the unmitigated D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R that is LabelDKI!

Pagli Pipdi can then play Phugdee with her guroor and together they can also entertain their vlog audience (and baby Phu too!) with a p-p-penominal performance of Pinga!

Bingo!

PS: A fellow sub member kindly enlightened me about the exact vlog (with time stamp) where Shoaib casually mentions in passing that Ruhaan's circumcision is done (no wonder it didn't even register in my mind!). This might raise a question about the continued validity of this post but I choose to stand by it. The post was about what Faiza would do as a mother to protect her child from pain and suffering in the name of her husband's religion but clearly her priority remains being a Doormat to Shoaib and his family even if it is at the expense of her own little child. Here I was, honestly shaken and worried for Faiza and Ruhaan when first informed about this circumcision thing and couldn't help but wonder how Faiza would protest/ fight against this painful ritual being inflicted upon her hapless little baby but little did I know. I have my answer now. Unbelievable!