30 [M4F] uk/online - best friends, with benefits?

The long and short of it, I've found myself in a bit of lonely slump, and whilst I'm okay with being alone. It definitely has its downsides.

So, if you're looking for a friendship, with a touch of flirting and a dash of mild touch-starved obsession. You've come to the right place. You will receive plenty of compliments.

Whilst the NSFW tag is there, it's not essential. All I'm saying... is, I'm all for being teased 👀 lol.

The only rules are, is that you're 18+.

Some preferences of mine; - Older (fight me) - Alternative/goth/emo (I will be obsessed with u)

Anything else I really don't mind. Skin colour, ethnicity, religion. Etc etc. All fine. Also alternative timezones.

And lastly, I put in the same level of effort in responses so low level replies, get low level responses. I can only carry conversations for so long lol.

Apparently, there's a character count limit now, so here's a naughty little question/ice breaker;

What was something that turned you on that made you go "what the fuck is wrong with me?" For a split moment?

This has been me, ya boi. Signing out.