Acceptable lyric changes for smells like teen spirit?

I have a nirvana cover show on Sunday, and they’re requiring it to be completely clean. I think I’ve done a good job at finding lyric replacements for the majority of the songs, however I’m really struggling with smells like teen spirit. I can come up with words that rhyme and work rhythmically, but nothing that doesn’t sound ridiculous. Any suggestions for the chorus?

Edit: this is happening through my music school. I don’t have a choice but to censor it since they want younger students to be able to come and watch. They even had me sensor “everyone is gay” in All apologies. I don’t agree with it, but I’m not in charge