Detox your liver with this expensive vegetable powder. From what? Heavy metals, of course. And poop. You will purge a lot of 💩.

Who needs chelation therapy if your liver is full of lead and cadmium? You can just shit it out with seaweed and spinach powder. Or any of these three varieties of Restore™️. Mix it with some collagen for enviable hair and nails, just like Jill’s! And you’ll look hot in your modest denim mermaid skirt, just like Jillpm!

I would love to sit down and ask her to tell me what antioxidants do. Or polyphenols. Or what her liver does, for that matter. She said that the effects of Restore™️ can be “intense,” which is code for “it will fck up your week with the shits.”

I think that last pic is actually Sadie, because while it’s crackling dry, it’s not 75% split ends and Temu extensions like Jill’s.