How do you respond to the scam calls?

There are 3 common types of calls.

If they ask you to select between English or Chinese, you must select Chinese or else they will hang up. In this scenario I have an audio file handy about the popular copy pasta. Usually results in them cursing me out in Chinese.

If they do not ask for a preferred language, you need to quickly make a judgement call on the caller’s accent, if it’s an Indian accent, they are more likely from Bangladesh, so I would start praising India in the call and ask for the annexation of Bangladesh. High confidence in them cursing me back in English, these are my favourite. If the caller does not have any accent, they are from the US or Mexico, this one is simple, you can string them along with an old person voice but they are quick to catch on unless you practice.

Lastly, if they have an unknown accent, you likely received a call from West Africa, in this scenario, the best comeback is actually to compare Africa as a whole to North America, talk about work ethic and social etiquette. They absolutely hate this. If this doesn’t work, as a last resort, claim East Africa superiority.

How do you guys handle it?