The female equivalent to sitting on your balls

I found it this morning.

If you have big sloppy floppers like me you may have done this before. Was tossing and turning in bed, went to turn over onto my side and my b00b got stuck to the bed and was CRUSHED under my side-body when I laid back down. Ouch. Didn't even know it could maneuver itself under there, learn something new every day.

That is all, thank you.