What was the most ridiculous thing your abuser has ever done? Like comedic-tier, something that would be (or was) awfully hilarious if you didn't live through this.

Inspired by a recent post about a handyman and his attempt to repair a sink, and a story about an almost flipped table from the comments.

I don't recall anything as insane or graphic, but I'll start anyway. So one time my bf had a cold and was so fed up with coughing frequently that he started getting angry at it (his cough), started coughing angrily and more intense, so that it would stop faster, but it was only getting worse, obviously. It continued for almost 2 minutes, his face turned all red and he finally gave himself hoarse voice, headache and had to go lie down. Needless to say, it didn't fix the problem, as he was complaining that it was painful to cough afterwards. I did feel bad for his misery, but damn. That's something I'd expect a toddler to do, not a grown-ass man.