Hey Medics! Let's play "guess how the retiree hurt himself"

So it's me... info I'm 51. I'm 5'9 230lbs (yes, I'm fat, so what I'm retired).

It was the tail-end of my BD party (i had about 3 beers over 3 hours) My bloodsugar was 69 initially when firefighters checked 89 in the ambulance when the paramedics checked A&O x 2 for about 2 hours before i finally got my stuff together. I have a one inch laceration on the back of my head (you see me checking for blood).

Hone your assessment skills! Lol

What was the issue?

By the way I'll have Single, with chili instead of fries and large coke please.