First Monday of February!!!1!!!

Who needs a calendar when we have Lexi! She does a full 360° turn showing off her concave booty from every angle. I swear how is she not understanding that if she was really sprinting (yes, five flights a minute which is what the read outs show every time is sprinting) up 300 flights of stairs in ONE HOUR every damn day her ass would be 🔥!! And I know she lurks because she really cheesed up that hand under the chin “I’m so cute!!” shit. I see you, Lexi. So she’s got her workout done and started her DietBet strong! (It starts today!! Wooop! 🙄) But her big news is 18 years ago today she met a cute boy in a coffee shop and he asked her to be his girlfriend on AIM (AOL instead messaging for those who don’t remember). And thus began the journey of Shoelace. She says she has new followers she’s explaining for, which why, God, why? I’ve only listened to three days of car talk and my will to live is flagging. Eighteen whole ass years of her every day?? No wonder he is dead eyed and looks like bad taxidermy. That man is paying a deal with Beezlebub, lemme tell ya. There’ll be dinner (Roadhouse tonight!!!) and there are currently 679 idiots in her DietBet which as always … “What the actual fuck is wrong with people 🤬🤬🤬!!!???!!!” Anyway, stay strong… only 25 more to go 😢