Can i use meth for exercise?

This is a serious question. Ive sorta become a lazy fat piece of shit lately and need to start getting out of bed. I haven't used meth in a little while, so does it work as a preworkout? Or would the strain on my heart be too much?

I assume it works well to motivate yourself to get exercise but just worried about the strain on my heart and getting easily dehydrated.

Anyone who is gonna comment to tell me to eat healthy shit and take creatine.. FUCK OFF, i want a cheat code, not a genuine way to be healthy.