Post for all the lonely people on here

Friendship = proximity x time.

If you're young and you don't have any friends, it's because you don't spend any time with people. Don't live by yourself, get a couple of roommates. Be a bit selective, try and look for people your age who seem nice. But over time you'll hang out with them a bit and become friends with them, assuming you're not socially maladjusted and freak out over a tiny bit of mess.

Spending 2 hours once a week with someone will make you more likely to be friends with them, but it will take forever. Living with people you'll probably spend 2 hours a day with them. In other words, they'll become friends 7x faster.

It's really that simple. I'm a sperg and I have friends.