Is the first fart supposed to be cute? OK

So I (28f) can't get over the first time I farted in front of my (28m) boyfriend.

I was so shy and cute for the first year and a half of our relationship! I was always nervous to fart around him or to poop inside the house If he was around. I have stomach problems and he was very well aware of this. He was around for a stomach surgery that I needed due to digestive problems, he was around for the bloating , weight gain and severe constipation. Bless his soul because he was also there for the recovery. I was able to eat food after a long time of not being able to digest anything properly, and I was not on a restricted diet so we ate!! It made me feel so good being able to eat actual food with him without being scared of the hospital.. We had Nashville chicken sandwiches, they were not all that spicy. I'm Latina so I can handle much spicier. Hot cheetos are forsure hotter than the sandwich I ate , but omg the bloating began.

I told him I felt like I was going to pop and that I was in soooooooo much pain. I looked 10 months pregnant with a 10 pound fart !!! He was rubbing my stomach , I was trying to get comfy, but I could just feel the air literally coming out little by little. I'm sure if his head was close enough to my butt, he could hear where the air was leaking !! I was afraid that I was leaving my fart air everywhere I turned, so I started lowkey stretching until i ended up in downward dog (the yoga position).

I immediately feel the pressure of the fart air travel from my stomach to my butt. It was like the pressure was breaking through a force and I was losing the battle !! I'm stuck in this position squeezing for dear life. He has no idea the battle. I say in a soft voice that I'm sorry if he hears me fart tonight, but my stomach is really really bad and I don't think I'll be able to hold them in (not knowing that I was leaking air while trying to sound cute and mindful). He felt bad saying "don't hold it in, stop hurting yourself. It's okay, just fart!"... I was still hesitant because I was soooo shy!! I wasn't embarrassed, I just felt shy.

I was still in downward dog when I adjusted my arch just a bit, when suddenly I was intruded by the biggest, loudest, longest fart I have ever EVER produced in my entire life. To make it worse, I was so built up with air that the Long, Loud farts kept coming out. There was no stopping me any time soon. I could not stop.

The way me and this man were DYINGGG of laughter and the way the farts were louder than my laugh because I was out of breath and not out of fart air. we were literally screaming & laughing in silence. It was the funniest thing ever!! After it was over, we were still laughing and he said "damn babe , wtf was that" (in a very joking , laughing matter). And i said "I'm sorry bby I told u my stomach was hurting. I feel much better now tho thank you 😊 ". We were cracking up. I was the first girl to ever fart in front of him and he said he always imagined something small and cute , because he says I'm small (4'9) and cute. In my defense, it was only that 1 time so I think throughout the years he's learned that my stomach was actually just very bad that night.

I think about it and get so embarrassed because what did i do to deserve that lol I mean , he stayed and we have a beautiful funny relationship but damn. Was all that necessary!!

Do you guys have any funny stories about who broke the fart ice in your relationship? Lol