As told to a dad, from his 10-yo son, on the way to school
Some pics from the Beggars photoshoot
A blonde goes to the doctor, complaining that she keeps finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in her vagina.
Keith in the Studio
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
How does Trump keep democrats from giving their 2 cents?
When I die, I want my remains scattered all over Disneyland!
Peter Pepper picked a penis
Lego Minifugures The Muppets
Roommate would get with married men specifically
Line-cutters at a resort hotel breakfast buffet
ULPT: how to make my chair unwanted
Brian Jones guitar solos
My son transitioned today, and I told him that he is a super hero..
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
Searching for old photos/book
Just discover “he was a friend of mine”
This one is short and I’ll never admit to it in real life.
The snow excites me
Jumping Jack Flash Riff
Why do fish make good musicians?
Perhaps an unpopular opinion, but one of Keith's most significant achievements as a guitarist is having found a guitar style that's easy to execute and also looks cool af.
All the best dadjokes have already been posted so I’ll just leave this here.
Don't mess with my little Brother
Young Keith Richards.
